Thursday, March 6, 2008

For Sale


David and I have finally decided to sell our third car. I put it on craigslist.org and got this call the other day from an interesting man. Here's how our conversation went:
Me: Hello?
Man: I'm calling about the Chevy Blazer. Do you still have it?
Me: Yes
Man: Does it run good?
Me: Yes it does
Man: Have you had any problems with it?
Me: No, we haven't
Man: Does it have any hail damage?
Me: No, we park it in our garage and we've only lived in Texas for about a year
Man: Really, where did you move from?
Me: California
Man: Oh...does it have any earthquake damage?
Me (what I wanted to say): Are you joking? Seriously, come on!
Me (what I actually said): No, no earthquake damage